He: "I'll have a 'Flaming Dr. Pepper'"
Me: "I don't even know what that is, but I think I can safely say, no. "
He: "Then make it a Vodka Red Bu... "(insert ME: "NO".)
He: "Irish car bombs then, DANG, YALL AINT GOT NUTHIN GOOD HERE!!"
Me: "we don't do those, you can have the two drinks separate, but our shot glass doesn't fit into the pint without shattering."
He: "I'll have that."
Deliver. crack. shatter. leave them to sit in their own sticky mess with cracked front teeth cause I told em so.
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