Lady: What is the difference between these two Pinot Noirs?
Me: The second on the list is FAR smoother. I would suggest spending the extra five dollars for the second bottle, it's lovely and a great price for what you get. (she eyes me like a used car salesman and goes for the cheaper bottle)
I ask minutes later how they are enjoying everything and I am greeted with a "fine" and a smirk. As I turn I hear her whisper to her friend..."this burns going down, it's like battery acid!"
yes. yes it is.
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