dude: Excuse me, MISS!(dramatic hand gesturing from across the room) I said NO ICE and there is ice in my glass. (all look down at one splinter of ice swirling lazily on top.
dude: And my friend WANTED ice. (all look down at a frosty glass half full of ice and water.) What, do you guys have an ICE SHORTAGE OR SOMETHIN? TRYING TO SAVE MONEY ON ICE OR SOMETHIN?
pls be kidding. i know you aint
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