likeness #28 : Shoulda stuck to Shirley Temples

She: Excuse me miss, I don't like this drink and would like something different. It won't be on my bill, right? (all look down at a MARTINI glass with a tiny puddle left in the bottom. she even ate all the olives)

Me: It looks like you drank the whole thing, what didn't you like about it?

She: I've never had one of these before. It was way too strong, it's making me too drunk.

I can't make these things up.