likeness #46 : The cracker

I had just moments before presented of a gorgeous (and complimetary) Amuse Bouche of fresh salmon tartare with zesty herb creme fraiche on a slightly warmed scallion blini, when I see a woman frantically waving at me from across the room. She is theatrically holding the side of her face and yelling for all to hear NOT to eat the free appetizer because it is "SO STALE IT BROKE MY TOOTH!" 

I look down at the beautiful little creation I made for her. The blini is virtually intact in the middle, and it is sitting upon a small wooden dish. She bit the wooden dish. And then made a scene. And THEN expected us to comp her meal. AND THEN ASKED OUR ADDRESS SO SHE COULD SEND US HER DENTISTS BILL! 

haha, crayyyy.