Overheard: Small Lebanese lunch spot in Hillcrest, San Diego, CA
LADY:(This is AFTER trying to haggle about the lunch special.)
"I want mineral water. What kind do you have?"
GIRL: (The waitress looks to be about 16 and is probably a relative of the owner)"We carry Perrier"
LADY: (snorts) "I will have something a little less high falutin"
GIRL: (confused) "ummm, it's in a plastic bottle."
LADY: (snorts and flips hair) "Well I guess since you leave me NO OPTIONS, I will have to take it then!
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